if I don’t open a doughnut shop called I doughnut care my life has failed in every way possible
And every time someone gives a tip everyone who works there has to sing I don’t care (etc) by fall out boy
if this is my most popular text post i will self abort
(Source: suchxxgold, via fezturions)
- me: i'm so lonely
- person: hey
- me: leave me alone
I WAS CROSSING THE FUCKING ROAD AND SOME MOTHERFUCKER TRIED TO RUN ME OVER BECAUSE NO ONE WAS AROUND OH I GUESS I CAN BREAK A FEW LAWS AND I GAVE HIM THE FINGER BUT BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MITTS IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS WAVING AND THE MOTHERFUCKER WAVED BACK
is this why canadians are mistaken as the most polite shits ever
(via shutupjulie)
so i see you reblogged my text post… -slowly starts to undress-
(via ufojockey)
